Date Archives

October 2013

The best time to plant the lettuce

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back…

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How to be in high spirit

A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, “Cabin boy, get me my red shirt.” So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot another pirate ship off the port bow. “Cabin boy,” says…

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Discipline

A frustrated father told a work colleague: ?When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son?s room, he has his own color TV, computer, games console, cell phone and CD player.? ?So what do you do?? The father replied: ?I send him to my…

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Punctuation

It’s all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

Embarrassing Situations

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling, at the…

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Delusion

“A man was forcing his way through a thick forest beset with thorns and stones. Suddenly to his great consternation, an elephant appeared and gave chase. He took to his heels through fear, and seeing a well, he ran to hide in it. But to his horror he saw a viper at the bottom of…

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NDRF

NDRF has shown tremendous improvement in its working while dealing with Phailin cyclone, well done NDRF!