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How to be in high spirit

A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, “Cabin boy, get me my red shirt.” So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot another pirate ship off the port bow. “Cabin boy,” says…

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Discipline

A frustrated father told a work colleague: ?When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son?s room, he has his own color TV, computer, games console, cell phone and CD player.? ?So what do you do?? The father replied: ?I send him to my…

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Punctuation

It’s all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

Be Thankful

Buddha says: Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot at least we learned a little, and if we didn’t learn a little, at least we didn’t get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn’t die; so, let us all be thankful.

Gratitude

A person once dreamt that he went to Heaven and an angel was showing him around. They walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. The angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, ‘This Is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to GOD said in prayer are Received.’ He looked…

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